Letters to Casting 1 – “Cupid The Lover” Applies for “Lead Role”

Welcome to the magical world lived in by a specific breed of entertainment folk we like to call the “A-C-T-O-R” — Astoundingly Crazy Terrorist-like Over-the-top Retard.

You know the type. The A-C-T-O-R reeks with an aura of desperation wherever he goes. Constantly has his headshot IN HAND when frequenting Coffee Bean, Urth Cafe, or various LA drive-thrus (just in case Scorcese has a hankering for a super-sized #5). The A-C-T-O-R has six thousand different “mastered skills”, can play any ethnicity (or gender), and is an undiscovered Cyrus-esque triple threat.

A-C-T-O-R’s Hotmail signature proudly totes links to Explore Talent, Talent Six, and CastMe! profiles.

To preface this collection — we love actors. We respect actors. We enjoy seeing trained actors who don’t think getting naked in the alternative Method classroom equates to being good. However, there are some actors out there that are absolutely OUT OF THEIR MINDS — and we have collected a series of emails submitted to us by casting directors, agents, managers, PR firms, and anyone else who’s had an A-C-T-O-R experience. Enjoy.

CUPID THE LOVER contacts major film casting office.  Casting Director Doesn’t Take Sh*T.

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5 Responses to “Letters to Casting 1 – “Cupid The Lover” Applies for “Lead Role””

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