Photos of the Berlin Poker Robbers Released!

berlin poker robbers photos

Ninjas are awesome! Er… except when they rob you in real life, versus on RealUltimatePower.net.

Just hours ago, a gigantic poker tournament in Berlin experienced the wrath of more than six armed men who — literally — looked like freaks from a carnival and/or those kids who are just too old to be trick-or-treating, but show up at your house anyway.

Over 1,000 registered players at the Berlin Poker Tournament at the Potsdamer Platz / Berlin Grand Hyatt Hotel were forced to run for their stiletto-clad lives as the robbers barged in with machetes — attacking people in broad daylight — before escaping with 240,000 EURO… that’s $328,000 American.

Sucks for Germany.

Further, surveillance footage caught the entire heist as it happened. The scoundrels have been loosely identified as looking a great deal like George Clooney, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp.

The official artist for ActorBean.com has come up with a rough rendering of what they look like, top.

You can also check out the video of the actual crime happening below:

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2 Responses to “Photos of the Berlin Poker Robbers Released!”

  1. The Best Monkey Show Ever says:

    Funny, Funny, Funny…

  2. I am completly Agree with you! Great Article!

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