Elisabetta Canalis Bangs Clooney, Gets Role on “Leverage”
Hey up-and-coming actors who train for five years and don’t get cast, we’re going to tell you something to really piss you off today.
Elisabetta Canalis, a star only because she and her gigantic rump are fornicating with George Clooney on a regular basis, is going to guest star on the TNT show Leverage. No, not just stick-her-with-an-under-5-and-be-done-with it, but a nice acting heavy guest star over FIVE EPISODES.
The show, starring Timothy Hutton, is going on season five.
Canalis, who’s a tv-presenter “slash” actress over in Italy, will be playing… shock… The Italian. At least they didn’t give the media tabloid brunette an actual name to grace her ever-growing-star-screwing IMDB profile.
Really think those $35 one-on-ones are working for you now, guys? Think again how to really get cast.
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