Ninjas are awesome! Er… except when they rob you in real life, versus on RealUltimatePower.net.

Just hours ago, a gigantic poker tournament in Berlin experienced the wrath of more than six armed men who — literally — looked like freaks from a carnival and/or those kids who are just too old to be trick-or-treating, but show up at your house anyway.

Over 1,000 registered players at the Berlin Poker Tournament at the Potsdamer Platz / Berlin Grand Hyatt Hotel were forced to run for their stiletto-clad lives as the robbers barged in with machetes — attacking people in broad daylight — before escaping with 240,000 EURO… that’s $328,000 American.

Sucks for Germany.

Further, surveillance footage caught the entire heist as it happened. The scoundrels have been loosely identified as looking a great deal like George Clooney, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp.

The official artist for ActorBean.com has come up with a rough rendering of what they look like, top.

You can also check out the video of the actual crime happening below:

The 41-year-old mother of four, who has now officially topped Google’s charts for being a top ranked search item by school children, fetish-seekers, and New Hampshire police alike — is accused of sending “sexual photos” to one of her students.

Now, the random emailing of sexy photos to one’s significant other should never be considered a poor idea. If anything, the trend should be encouraged! But when there’s nearly a black hole age gap of 26 years between you and your underaged victim, maybe… I dunno, send him a Power Ranger instead.

Naturally, the young boy (because this is what young boys do) forwarded the images to all of his buddies, and they got tossed around the internet like x-rated cyber-hotcakes.  Dennehy turned herself in on Friday.

“I kissed him twice on two separate occasions,” she admits. Was that a flutter of lust in the eye there, you bad, bad English teacher? She also told police about the “sexually explicit” text messages between her and her young lover.

We wonder what else there is to unveil about this (entirely) requited tryst.

Dennehy was recently released on bail to roam the streets of New Hampshire. She’s been ordered to stay away from kids under sixteen. Funny how society assumes it’s the guys that are always the sexual predators.

If you look really closely, she kind of looks like Michael Jackson…

Guest written for ActorBean by Ashley Avis of AshleyFlys.com

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